My Bloody Valentine destroyed my ears last week. Volume terrorism of the highest order. It's the first time I've actually FELT music in this way. And I'm not talking about from an emotional perspective. My ribs were vibrating. My teeth HURT. I walked out after 20 minutes of You Made Me Realise VISCERAL WHITE NOISE had ended and couldn't hear anything for half an hour. People left after a few minutes of the noise but I stupidly stayed as had never experienced anything like it before. The people next to me had ear plugs. This is the future. Kevin Shields made Mogwai sound like they play Fisher Price instruments.

It was a good job my mate Apollo didn't come. He's got tiny ears and they'd have been properly damaged.

Now stop reading and go and buy the stars album!!